Loki had the most fucked up children
1) a giant fucking wolf THAT APPARENTLY FUCKING KILLED ODIN
2) a giant fucking sea snake THAT I HEARD APPARENTLY ENCIRCLED THE ENTIRE OCEAN FLOOR
3) a fucking dead goddess bitch
4) AND THE MOST FUCKED UP OF THEM ALL…A GOD DAMN EIGHT-LEGGED HORSE THAT ODIN RIDES AROUND ON LIKE A DOUCHE
“LOKI I’M JUST GOING TO BORROW YOUR SON THING OKAY”
THIS SHIT IS WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA
WHO THE HELL CAN EVEN GIVE BIRTH TO AN EIGHT-LEGGED HORSE